Latest posts by E.S. Wesley (see all)
- The Outs releases today!! - January 24, 2017
- Someone knows. Find them. - January 8, 2017
- I didn’t get my agent through #pitchwars. Here’s why you should join Pitch Wars anyway. - July 20, 2016
ESW is making me update his site for me because he’s too lazy to. I’m Crimes. Yes, I’m a fictional character in ESW’s head, but who are you to question me. ****
****, I forgot that ESW was going to censor this ****. He’s so uptight. Loosen up, ESW. Maybe you need a thrill, brother.
I can’t tell you too much about who I am, because King PITA won’t let me–story spoilers or some crap like that. Just know that I’m in The Outs and I’m the one you want to read, and now that ESW has finally gotten off his … duff (there, is that better, almighty ESW?) … and is sending out some queries, Caleb and I hope that you’ll get to read more of us soon.
Look, ESW, aren’t you such a proud papa? I didn’t say ANYTHING inappropriate in that paragraph.
Anyway, Caleb is whining at me that I’m being a jerk and making ESW look bad. Who cares? But I’m going to go back to the real business and make some mayhem. The Capita Mortua rests for no one.